Why do cemeteries have fences?

Because people are dying to get in.

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Why do people at work always laugh at my jokes?

Because they're paid to.

How do depressed people play the violin?

With a razor and their wrist.

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Why was Jesus in such good shape when he died?

He was Cross-Fit.

What do you do if somebody dies Christmas Eve?

Wait 12 hours and have Christmas Mourning

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence?

Depends how hard you throw them

What happens when a Cow tries to jump over a fence?

Udder destruction

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What's so cool about cemeteries?

I don't get it. People are dying to get in them.

Why are cemeteries surrounded with walls?

Because people are dying to get in there.