How does Moses makes his coffee?

Hebrews it.

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Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

What crime was committed against the coffee?

He was mugged.

Why do programmers drink coffee so much?

So they aren't lying when they say they like Java.

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What do you call a man that brews beer?

A Hebrew.

What did Jesus say to Peter?

Hebrew

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How did Moses feel after falling for a craigslist scam?

Egypt.

Why did Muhammad hire Moses to help with his start-up?

He wanted to double his prophets.