How does Moses makes his coffee?

Hebrews it.

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Who would win if Luke Skywalker fought Harry Potter?

Me 5: Me: Get some coffee

What did the British proton say after 5 cups of coffee?

I feel positively charged!

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Which US national park is most welcoming to Hebrews?

Yosemite!

What did the Hebrew's call it when they stopped receiving mana every morning?

mana-pause

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What does Moses do when he wants a beer?

He brews!

What's Mohammed, Moses and Noah's favourite dessert?

Propheteroles