Nice People Jokes

What's common between Canadians and Belgians?

They're mostly really nice people, but they have the French living there too.

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Why don't nice people ride the train?

Because they're usually found on trucks.

Why are terrorists so mean?

Because they don't like Nice people.

Why are Lawyers buried forty feet deep when they die?

Because deep down they're really nice people.

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Upvote Jokes More Upvote Jokes

How does Walter Palmer like his eggs?

Poached. Thank you, I'm here all week. EDIT: this got no upvotes and I don't think it deserved any

Whose mother likes rap music?

Yo Momma! My eight-year-old daughter wants to see how many upvotes she can get. Ten-year old brother is interested in downvotes.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What did Tupac say when his best friend died?

No Biggie.

Who circles a dying gost in the desert?

ghost buzzards

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

What clothes do lawyers wear to work?

Lawsuits.

Why do they bury lawyers 20 feet deep?

Because deep down, they're good people. Thanks Saul.

Karma Chameleon Jokes More Karma Chameleon Jokes

How was the Redditor with only one karma upvote able to look like he had five karma upvotes?

He was a karma-karma-karma-karma, karma chameleon!

What do you call someone pretending to nice to people just to get upvotes?

karma chameleon

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

Why do they ask you if you would like paper or plastic at the grocery store?

Because baggers can't be choosers,

What happened when Justin Bieber went to Michael Jackson's house?

Nothing, Michael liked boys.

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Where do clowns live?

In a Clown Hall.

What do you call an Asian woman who lives next to a data centre?

Ping Lo.

People Jokes More People Jokes

What do you call people who use the pull-out method?

Mom and Dad.

What did I tell you about telling the truth?

5-year-old: It's only for people who don't have lawyers.

Nice Jokes More Nice Jokes

What has four legs but isn't alive?

The son says,"Nice try dad, a chair!" "Not this time son, our dog is dead"

What is OHM's Law?

Ans. It is very good law, It is very useful law, Nice law, Its a Scientific Law, I have studied this law.