How can you tell a Belgian in a submarine?

He's the one with a parachute on his back.

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How do you tell the time in Antarctica?

A:I don't know,Alaska guy and tell you

How can you tell if a black woman is pregnant?

When she pulls the tampon out the cotton is already picked.

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What do you call a Belgian with a cold?

Phlegmish

Why does a Belgian take a stone and a flashlight to bed?

The stone to throw the lights out, the flashlight to check if the lights are really out

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How do you sink a submarine full of blondes?

Knock on the door.

What's the difference between a baby and a submarine?

I've never been in a submarine.

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How can you tell a Belgian in a submarine?

He's the one with a parachute on his back.

Why don't women parachute naked?

Cause they would whistle on the way down