How can you tell a Belgian in a submarine?

He's the one with a parachute on his back.

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How can you tell who the head doctor is?

They're the one with the dirtiest knees

When is a dog not a dog?

When it is pure bread. Told to me by a friend.

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What's common between Canadians and Belgians?

They're mostly really nice people, but they have the French living there too.

Why do the Dutch enjoy Belgian jokes so much?

They're cheap.

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How to sink a submarine with 10 blondes in it?

You knock on the door.

What do you call a marine who can't swim?

A submarine.

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What do you call two line dancers doing the dance Shoot the Rooster?

A. A Pair of Shoot (parachute)

What did the shooting range instructor say to the guy in a wheelchair?

Parachute