How can you tell a Belgian in a submarine?

He's the one with a parachute on his back.

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What did Wonder Woman tell The Flash when he saw that he was greying?

I still find you dashing"

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Like a joke that involves a pun on a word that has different meanings in different languages. Please tell us what languages they are in.

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What's the difference between Belgian waffles and American waffles?

Belgium waffles crumble in the hands of German.

Why do the Dutch enjoy Belgian jokes so much?

They're cheap.

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What is hard, long, and full of seamen?

A submarine

What's the difference between a baby and a submarine?

I've never been in a submarine.

Parachute Jokes More Parachute Jokes

What did the shooting range instructor say to the guy in a wheelchair?

Parachute

What's in the backpack?

A parachute.