Why did the letter arrive wet?

Because it had postage dew.

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What does a member of the British Royal Family say when they are reaching climax?

I"m arriving, I'm arriving."

What did the hipster astronaut say when his space mission arrived at the Sun?

Not cool.

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How did they name Canada?

They picked letters out of a hat: C eh, N eh, D eh.

What insect can be spelled with just one letter?

Bee.