Why did the letter arrive wet?

Because it had postage dew.

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What did the overly excited gardener do when spring arrived?

He wet his plants.

What does a member of the British Royal Family say when they are reaching climax?

I"m arriving, I'm arriving."

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Why does the Devil hate the holiday Season?

Because he gets so many letters from dyslexic children.

What's the difference between being artistic and autistic?

Just one letter.