Karma Chameleon Jokes

What do you call someone pretending to nice to people just to get upvotes?

karma chameleon

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How was the Redditor with only one karma upvote able to look like he had five karma upvotes?

He was a karma-karma-karma-karma, karma chameleon!

What do you call a Hindu lizard?

A karma chameleon

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You burn some fagots Look up the definition before commenting/down voting...

What did the first stoplight say to the second stoplight?

A: Don't look I'm changing!!

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What do you call a person that constantly hunts for karma?

A predditor. EDIT:

How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask him/her to pronounce unionized

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Why do cemeteries have fences around them?

Because people are dying to get in.

Why did people make white chocolate?

So black kids could get dirty faces too.

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Why are terrorists so mean?

Because they don't like Nice people.

Why are socially-aware western tourists avoiding Nice, France for their late-summer getaways?

All that Muslim hatred can really run you down.

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Why is reddit so liberal?

Because upvotes are to the left

What punch line is sure to get upvotes no matter how many times it gets posted?

I don't know I just fly the drone"

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What do you call a Hindu god playing basketball?

Swishnu

What is a Hindu?

It lays eggs

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How many countries does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Five. Germany to start it, France to try and then give up almost immediately, Italy to start, give up, and try again from the other side, America to finish it and claim credit for the whole thing, and Switzerland to sit in the dark and pretend that nothing happened.

What's the only major difference between Cinco de Mayo and Saint Patrick's day?

Nobody wants to pretend to be a Mexican for a day.

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What do you call a kid who tells bad jokes?

A redditor

What's the difference between a Redditor and an egg?

Eggs get laid only once