Karma Chameleon Jokes

What do you call someone pretending to nice to people just to get upvotes?

karma chameleon

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How was the Redditor with only one karma upvote able to look like he had five karma upvotes?

He was a karma-karma-karma-karma, karma chameleon!

What do you call a Hindu lizard?

A karma chameleon

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Why are terrorists so mean?

Because they don't like Nice people.

What do you call someone pretending to nice to people just to get upvotes?

karma chameleon

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It was the Wong choice

How can you tell if someone's a redditor,in real life?

Ask them if they're on reddit. I'm sorry.

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She was having Disney spells.

What was Camelot ?

A place where people parked their camels !

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How does Walter Palmer like his eggs?

Poached. Thank you, I'm here all week. EDIT: this got no upvotes and I don't think it deserved any

What did the redditor say to the repost?

Upvote!

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What's the difference between St. Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

Everyone pretends to be Irish on St. Paddy's Day.

What do you call someone who's pretending to be from Sicily?

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How did you find the steak, sir?

The man looks at her and says "I just moved the potatoes."

Why is Jar Jar Binks so lonely?

He's been looking for love in Alderaan places.

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Why aren't people afraid to submit reposts?

Because there's no karma involved.

What does Apu say when people leave him to browse reddit?

Thank you, Karma gain