Why did the witch keep turning people into Mickey Mouse?

She was having Disney spells.

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What did the tv say to the remote control?

you turn me on"

What's the disease that slowly turns your skin black?

Rap Music

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What did one toilet roll say to another toilet roll?

People keep ripping me off.

Why did the tumblrina quit being a teacher?

It wasn't her job to educate people.

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How do witches lose weight?

They join weight witches.

What did the witch say when her position was terminated?

You can't fire me! I snappopcrackleaaaaaargh!!!!

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Why did the Country Bear Jamboree bear blush?

Because he was a bear a-singing. ..... I am at Disney with the kids this week...

What do Disney movies and coathangers have in common?

They can both bring out the child from within.

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Why did Mickey Mouse get shot in the foxhole?

Because Donald ducked.

What do you get when you mix a fly, a snake head, and Mickey Mouse?

The hell out of there.