What does Mickey Mouse do to Minnie Mouse after she drowns and he pulls her out of the water?

Mouse to Mouse resuscitation.

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What did the eskimo say when her water broke?

Oh no, my ice cracked!

What is the motto of the French navy?

To the water, it is time! Or in french... ... BWA HA HA HA. OK... I know this is kind a dad joke but.... yeah (for those don't speak French and thus don't get this, click the link and click the speaker to have it read to you ;) )

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How do you know if you are drowning in milk?

If it's pasturize

Why did the hipster drown?

Because he went ice-skating before it was cool ( )

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Why are prosthetic limbs so in fashion?

Anyone can pull them off

Why are snakes hard to fool ?

They have no legs to pull !

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What do you get when you mix a fly, a snake head, and Mickey Mouse?

The hell out of there.

Why did Mickey Mouse take a trip into space ?

He wanted to find Pluto !

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What's the definition of innocence?

A nun working in a condom factory thinking she's making sleeping bags for mice.

What do you call a mouse that can pick up a monster?

Sir.