What does Mickey Mouse do to Minnie Mouse after she drowns and he pulls her out of the water?

Mouse to Mouse resuscitation.

Previous Random Joke Next

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

How do you get a German out of the bath?

A: Turn on the water.

What can walk over the water, but can travel under the water without getting wet?

Jesus in a submarine.

Drown Jokes More Drown Jokes

What can relax you and drown you at the same time?

A one-hour facial.

What are you fishing for sonny?

Boy: I'm not fishing I'm drowning worms.

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

What do a burnt pizza, frozen beer, and a pregnant girl have in common?

Someone didn't pull it out in time.

Why aren't you allowed to smile when taking your driver IDs?

Because you won't be smiling when the cops pull you over.

Mickey Mouse Jokes More Mickey Mouse Jokes

Why did Mickey Mouse take a trip into space ?

He wanted to find Pluto !

What mouse has two legs?

Mickey Mouse. What duck has two legs

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

What do you call a mouse with cheese but no crackers?

Cracka-lackin

What did the mouse say to the webcam?

Cheese.