What do you call it when two guys open a weed dispensary?

A joint venture.

Previous Random Joke Next

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do you say to a guy who is covered in rodents?

Mice outfit!

What did the guy who got fired for always being late say?

It was just a matter of time.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

How do you prove that your dog loves you more than your wife?

Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.

Why do a lot of tech recruiters have herpes?

Because they look for contributors to open sores.