What do you call a mouse with cheese but no crackers?

Cracka-lackin

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What is Gucci Mane's favorite kind of cheese?

Gruyauuuurrrrrrrrrr

What do you call a cheese that's not yours?

My cheese!

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Why didn't the pirate chessplayer enjoy his crackers?

Because they were stale, matey!

Why do carpets in white folk houses always need vacuuming?

Crackers always leave crumbs.

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What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk ?

Dirty looks from the mouse !

What's the difference between a mouse and a rat?

A: 1 has a less likely chance of survival in the dog pound