What do you call a mouse with cheese but no crackers?

Cracka-lackin

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What kind of cheese gives out money?

Prova I just came up with that and feel pretty proud (:

What do you call an Ethiopian with a piece of cheese on his head?

Quarter pounder with cheese!

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Why do carpets in white folk houses always need vacuuming?

Crackers always leave crumbs.

What do you call a Soviet ruler dancing on a cracker?

Putin on the Ritz. *ba-dum tsh*

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Why are elephants no good at Net surfing?

Because they're scared of the mouse.

What did the keyboard say to the mouse?

stop with the cheesey jokes!