Why didn't the pirate chessplayer enjoy his crackers?

Because they were stale, matey!

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Why was the ink happy?

Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.

Why do farts smell?

So deaf people can enjoy them too.

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What kind of work out do parrots have on leg day?

SQUAAATS! ...Polly want a cracker.

Why do so many white people do meth?

Nobody likes a cracker without salt. *I'm white*