Because he was hit by a truck
Get off me, homes.
He falls off
He was looking for Pooh. - *My little brother told me this one hit me with a little bit of nostalgia.*
Because you said it was pound cake!
A: One. No two. No... How many do we have on the truck
ME: Son, when a monster and a truck love each oth- GF: glares ME: He's old enough for the facts, Jane