What do you call a Belgian with a cold?

Phlegmish

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Why do Congo gamers refuse to play with Belgians?

They're afraid of getting owned

What's the difference between Belgian waffles and American waffles?

Belgium waffles crumble in the hands of German.

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What does a homeless man gets for Christmas?

A cold.

Why are colds such bad robbers?

Because they're so easy to catch!