Why do the Lannisters have such large beds?

They put two twins together to make a king.

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What is the proper way to address the king of the ghosts?

A: Your ghostliness.

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Barbers.

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What did the black intellectual name her twins?

Entendre and....Entendre!

Why do Lannisters have such big beds?

GoT because they push twins together to make a king.

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Why do Lannisters hate turtles?

Cause they can't stab them in the back

Why do the Lannisters have such a big bed?

They pushed two twins together and made a king.

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Why do the Lannisters have such large beds?

They put two twins together to make a king.

How do the Lanisters make large beds?

They put two twins together to make a king.