What did the Asian janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

Supplies!"

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What do you call it when an Asian composer really needs the bathroom?

Rover Flows Out Of You.

How many Asian-American actors does it take to change a light bulb?

None - because they would all be replaced by white actors.

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What's a homophobic child's worst nightmare?

A monster coming out of the closet

What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet?

Hide-and-go-seek winner from last year.

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What did the Asian janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

Supplies!"

What's a ten-letter word meaning 'supplying nourishment'?

Sherlock replied, "Alimentary, my dear Watson."

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Why doesn't Mexico have a good Olympic team?

Because all the ones that can run, jump and swim are already in America.

What do you get when you cross a snake and a kangaroo?

A:('A jump rope')"