Supply Jokes

What does the janitor keep in the closet?

SUPPLIES!

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How Many Wal-Mart Workers Does it Take to Screw In a Lightbulb?

One to screw in the lightbulb, stock four carts of supplies, and handle seventeen simultaneous customers at any one time for five consecutive hours.

What did the janitor say when he came out of the closet?

SUPPLIES!

Why did I wear no jeans today?

my supply was short.

Where do electricians get supplies?

The Ohm Depot.

How can we supply that many?

Jesus: *winks at camera*

What did the Japanese man say when he jumped out of Office Depot?

SUPPLIES!!!

Why is North Korea going fail against America?

They lack the element of supplies

What's a ten-letter word meaning 'supplying nourishment'?

Sherlock replied, "Alimentary, my dear Watson."

What did the Asian janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

Supplies!"

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Wish Jokes More Wish Jokes

What does Peter Parker wish he would have went to school for?

Web design.

Why is a bad government like a bikini?

Because people marvel at what's holding it up. And they wish it would fall.

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

What does the dentist of the year get?

A little plaque.

How the hell did Caitlyn Jenner win women of the year?

She hasnt even been a women for a year yet.

Dissolve Jokes More Dissolve Jokes

Why didn't the grizzly bear dissolve?

Because he wasn't polar

What do you get when you dissolve Zyklon B into Israel's water supply?

A final solution

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

Why are there hardly any dental professionals in the South?

Because it takes more than 35 patients to make a full set of teeth.

What do you get when you move 32 Texans into the same room?

A full set of teeth

Little Rock Jokes More Little Rock Jokes

Why aren't there any Calculus teachers in Little Rock, Arkansas?

Because everyone there hates integration.

What did Noah name the carpentry supply store he set up in Little Rock?

Ark-n-Saw.

Janitor Jokes More Janitor Jokes

What does the janitor keep in the closet?

SUPPLIES!

What do the janitors clean the Reddit office with?

Derpentine.

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many political parties does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two, one to change the lightbulb, and the other to bask in the light of the old one.

How did the hipster burn his fingertips?

He was changing the lightbulb before it was cool. rimshot

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

How is it when my son has homework,I have to be involved?

Dude,I already did my time.

Why is the time in the USA behind that of England ?

Because England was discovered before the USA !