Well, turns out one is not enough, but if you pair it, two can.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
One to screw in the lightbulb, stock four carts of supplies, and handle seventeen simultaneous customers at any one time for five consecutive hours.
At least two, but they have to be pretty small to fit.
Later.
When it goes cheep!
Bawdy wash.
Want to hear a clean joke? Bob took a bath. With Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? (Punchline hidden so you don't accidentally read)
He was a karma-karma-karma-karma, karma chameleon!
A redditor
Something written by someone after they are dead !
Moo." What did the cow saw when she fell into a ditch? "Moo." What did the cow say when she fell onto the electric fence? "Moo." What did the cow say when she got hit by a train? "Why does everything always happen to meeee?" Protip: My dad wrote this joke for me when I was six.
Justin Bieber
Because black people have no rights
It wouldn't be the first time he pushed a black family out of their home.
Ten-ish
He became enlightened.
One to screw it in and nine to write on their blogs about how enlightening the experiment was.
Depends
cuz she couldn't find the door handle
