What's the longest, hardest thing in a Republican's life?

Middle school.

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Why do Republicans hate lotion?

Because the directions say to apply it liberally.

How do you save a Republican from drowning?

Take your foot off of their head.

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What's the longest, hardest thing in a Republican's life?

Middle school.

What long and hard thing does a Norwegian wife get on her wedding night?

A last name

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What's the longest, hardest thing in a Republican's life?

Middle school.

How many Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Californians don't screw in lightbulbs, they screw in hot tubs. (I remember this from the 1970s when I was in middle school. It's one of my first dirty jokes)