What long and hard thing does a Norwegian wife get on her wedding night?

A last name

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How many Norwegians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

7

Why are Norwegian women so hot?

The Vikings didn't bring back the ugly ones!

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What's the longest, hardest thing in a Republican's life?

Middle school.

What long and hard thing does a Norwegian wife get on her wedding night?

A last name

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What does the bride of a Russian man get on her wedding night that's long and hard?

A new last name.

What's long and hard that a Polish bride gets on her wedding night?

A new last name.