What long and hard thing does a Norwegian wife get on her wedding night?

A last name

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb?

They don't bother, you can find lutfisk in the dark.

What do Tiger Woods and baby seals have in common?

They both get clubbed by Norwegians...

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What's the longest, hardest thing in a Republican's life?

Middle school.

What long and hard thing does a Norwegian wife get on her wedding night?

A last name

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What does the bride of a Russian man get on her wedding night that's long and hard?

A new last name.

Why was Leia disappointed on her wedding night?

Han shot first.