What do Tiger Woods and baby seals have in common?

They both get clubbed by Norwegians...

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What do Tiger Woods and baby seals have in common?

They both get clubbed by Norwegians...

How many Norwegians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

7

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Princess Diana?

Tiger Woods had a better driver!

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at three Hos.

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How are you baby?

I am in bed and thinking about you ... And you my dear - I am at a club ... And sitting right behind you!!

Why couldn't the Mod get into the club?

He never got banned.

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What do Tiger Woods and baby seals have in common?

They both get clubbed by Norwegians...

What do you call a baby seal between two slices of bread?

A clubbed sandwich