What animal do I respect most?

The octopus. I have no idea what to do with my hands most of the time, and I only have two of them.

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What is honeymoon?

ANSWER: That brief span of time between "I do" and "You'd better!"

When did the Chinese man know it was time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What do you call 100,000 Frenchmen with their hands up?

The Army.

Why is hip hop popular among urban youth?

because it's the only time a black man can tell a crowd of white people to put their hands in the air.

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What animal gets applauded?

The mosquito.

What do giraffes have that no other animal has?

A: Baby giraffes.

Octopus Jokes More Octopus Jokes

What do you get when cross a black man and a octopus?

I don't know but I'm sure he could pick the hell out of some cotton.

Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight?

Because it was well armed.

Idea Jokes More Idea Jokes

Where does a lonely ant go when it is separated from its colony?

I have no idea, but this looks like a good joke. So post your proposals in comments.

Why did the black man walk backwards?

I have no idea, Your Honor, but he was coming right at me and I felt my life was at risk.

Respect Jokes More Respect Jokes

How many Gentlesirs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Screw is such a harsh word, M'Lightbulb. I have too much respect for lamps to use it." Tips fedora

What do you call a well respected slave?

A butler.