Where am I?

Dad: GO ASK YOUR MOTHER!

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What is it son?

Son: Boys are gathering into our yard! Dad: ...How many boys Son: All of them... Dad: MY MILKSHAKES!

What's a swear word?

Me: A bad word moms and dads only say when they're mad.3:Me:3: Is my middle name a swear word

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What did the throwing star say when I asked her if she could hit her target?

Of course, I'm shuriken.

How flexible are you?

He asked. I can't do Tuesdays. -Tommy Cooper

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What is hillybillys fantasy?

S&ampM . . . . .. Sister and Mother.

What's the difference between a brothel and a circus?

Your mother never ran away to join the circus.