How flexible are you?

He asked. I can't do Tuesdays. -Tommy Cooper

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Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?

A: Even then men wouldn't ask for directions!

When she got in front of the judge he asked, "first offender?

She replied, "No. First a Gibson, second a Fender."

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When's ladies' night at the Mexican restaurant?

Taco Tuesday

What's the worst thing about Fridays?

Realizing it's only Tuesday.