How flexible are you?

He asked. I can't do Tuesdays. -Tommy Cooper

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When a coworker tells everyone he proposed, I'm the guy that asks, "So, what did she say?

I'm funny that way.

Whenever a waiter asks, "Do you want to hear about our specials?

push the menu aside and softly whisper, "I want to hear about you."

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What do you call Call Of Duty in the middle east ?

Tuesday

When's ladies' night at the Mexican restaurant?

Taco Tuesday