When she got in front of the judge he asked, "first offender?

She replied, "No. First a Gibson, second a Fender."

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What do I have to do to get ahead around here?

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Because they're always dribbling!

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It goes back four seconds.

When she got in front of the judge he asked, "first offender?

She replied, "No. First a Gibson, second a Fender."

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When she got in front of the judge he asked, "first offender?

She replied, "No. First a Gibson, second a Fender."

What is your relationship with the plaintiff?

A: She is my daughter. Judge: Was she your daughter on February 13 1979

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How high are you! ?

demanded the officer. "No Officer, it's "Hi, how are you "." replied the kid.

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She asked. "Except that." I replied.

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Because seven is a six offender.

Why was four afraid of five?

Because five was a six offender

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What do you call a guitar that has completely changed parts?

Trans-Fender.

When she got in front of the judge he asked, "first offender?

She replied, "No. First a Gibson, second a Fender."