What did the picture say to the Judge?

I WAS FRAMED! I just now made that up. I feel good about this one! Skip

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What's gotten into you man?

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Because no one wants to feel his serpentine.

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With his North Pole-aroid.

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How do you tell a bad joke from a good joke?

You skip the punchline.

What the hell?

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Why is my waiting room empty?

Judge: "I hauled everyone off to court" Doctor: "You're trying my patients"

What do you call a judge with no left hand and left leg?

He is alright, but one sided!