What did the picture say to the Judge?

I WAS FRAMED! I just now made that up. I feel good about this one! Skip

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How did Luke Skywalker know what Darth Vader got him for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

What's the difference between the cries of a grieving family and reggae music?

I would feel awkward dancing to reggae music.

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Why do tourists always take pictures in Paris?

Because the tower is an Eiffel.

Why are there no pictures of Ted Cruz holding a baby?

They always turn out blurry from him shaking them.

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What's the similarity between a flat chested woman and a stone?

You skip them both.

What kind of disease did the guy get when he skipped the condom and plowed a girl with down's syndrome?

Slow clap

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Why did the judge throw out Bram Stoker's lawsuit?

His accusations weren't backed up by vampirical evidence

What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the court room?

Odor in the court!!!