What are the 4 dirtiest streets in Philadelphia?

Turner, Front, Mascher, Cherry

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How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

5. 1 to screw in the light bulb, and 4 to remark on how grand the old one was.

What has 3 arms, 1 hat, 2 shirts, 1 jacket, 1 scarf, 1 gun, and 4 ears?

The Tchernobyl cowboy.

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What did Mario say to Yoshi when he started climbing the Cherry tree?

X-post r/landscaping) Yoshino!!!

What does Joan Jett use when her lips are chapped?

Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-cherry balm!

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What effect does global warming have on Pennsylvania?

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

Why does no one own an Xbox in Pennsylvania?

Because it's always Sony in Philadelphia!