What did the throwing star say when I asked her if she could hit her target?

Of course, I'm shuriken.

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When Lil John goes to a hotel and they ask him if he wants turn down service, does he refuse?

That's all.

What a BLONDE will ask the doctor in the maternity ward?

A: "Is it mine "

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Why is there no Walmarts in Afghanistan?

Because there's a Target on every corner.

Why don't terrorists shop at Walmart?

They prefer a Target.

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Why was Fernando Alonso upside down?

Because he Haas been hit!

What is Apple's favorite song?

Hit the Road Jack"