What did the throwing star say when I asked her if she could hit her target?

Of course, I'm shuriken.

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What did the homeless man say to the woman who asked if he wanted 20$?

Yeah.

What did Wiz Khalifa say when he was asked his opinion on the dress?

Yeah, uh huh, you know what it is."

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What is the difference between a mechanical and civil engineer?

The former builds weapons, the latter targets

Why aren't there any Walmarts in Afganistan?

Because there's a target on every corner.

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What's addicting?

The sound an erection makes when it hits a cymbal.

What do you call the boss hit by a shrink ray?

Micromanagement!