Because there's a Target on every corner.
Because there are Targets on every corner.
Their first act since arriving was to go after the elderly.
because its not a Target.
Coz the boys pants are all half off.
Because none of their readers believe them when they receive a warning that it's their final issue.
You go to the corner cause it's always 90 degrees.
Put them in a circular room and tell them to find the corner