What do you get when you cross Tumblr with anything?

A bunch of offended Tumblrinas

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What is Kanye West's favourite kind of omelette?

Omeletteyoufinish -stolen from raininginreverse on tumblr.

How are 4chan and Tumblr alike?

They usually announce a trigger warning before mentioning a school shooting

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What do you get if you cross Dracula with a snail?

The world's slowest vampire.

What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad ?

Star Warts !

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What's the difference between a women's track team and a tribe of smart pygmies?

The pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts.

What do you do if you're attacked by a bunch of Carnies?

Go for the Jugular (juggler)!

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What do you get when you cross Tumblr with anything?

A bunch of offended Tumblrinas

Why was the tumblrina mad at the gamer?

He was pushing the right trigger.