Whats the difference between a baby and a 10g of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldnt let a bag full of cocaine fall off the window

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Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window...

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a baby?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

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Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out a window

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Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.