Why did the apple cross the road?

To get to the other cider.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did religion cross the road?

God is the answer.

Why didn't the lesbian cross the road?

She didn't have the balls to do it

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with an overstressed person?

An Easter basket case!

Why did Adele cross the road?

To say Hello from the other side. I called you a million times.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What's an Apple Scottish self-aware computer called?

I, Mac.

What would Apple laptops be called if Steve Jobs had been Irish?

McBook Eyre

Cider Jokes More Cider Jokes

What's in cider?

I'm in cider!

Why did the apple cross the road?

To get to the other cider.