Why did the apple cross the road?

To get to the other cider.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the kitchen cross the road?

It saw a pikachu across the street.

Why did the duck cross the road?

To get some quack

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What do you get when you cross menstruation and apples?

The MaxiPad

Why did the cop cross the road?

To shoot a black kid.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

Who's there ! Apple ! Apple who ?

Apple the door myself!

What do stupid kids do at Halloween?

They carve a face on an apple and go bobbing for pumpkins.

Cider Jokes More Cider Jokes

Why did the apple cross the road?

To get to the other cider.

What's the difference between a pretty girl and an apple?

One you squeeze to get cider, the other you get 'side her to squeeze.