Why did the apple cross the road?

To get to the other cider.

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Why did the rabbit cross the road?

Because the chicken had his Easter eggs!

Why did Jack cross the road?

Because he was bean stalked.....

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What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant ?

I'm not sure but if you see one walking across the ceiling then run before it collapses !

What do you get when you cross a drunk woman with a tactical grenade?

Flash-banged. )

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

Why did Jon snow stand in line at the Apple store?

For the watch!

Why did Steve Jobs decline chemotherapy?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

Cider Jokes More Cider Jokes

What's in cider?

I'm in cider!

Why did the apple cross the road?

To get to the other cider.