Why did the apple cross the road?

To get to the other cider.

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Why did the suicidal man cross the road?

Because he wanted to play chicken.

Why Latvian man did cross road?

Man have no chicken. All animals are die in famine. Man cross to look for potato. No potato.

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Why did the Muslim cross the road?

To get to the bigger crowd

What do you get when you cross a Pentium PC with a research grant?

A: A mad scientist.

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What did the snake day to Adam after he bit the apple?

You owe Eve an O.

Why can't you have two Apple watches?

Because then it would be a pair (pear)!

Cider Jokes More Cider Jokes

Why did the apple cross the road?

To get to the other cider.

What's in cider?

I'm in cider!