Why did Adele cross the road?

To say Hello from the other side. I called you a million times.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the chicken droid NOT cross the road?

Because it had a bad motivator!

Why did the grinch cross the road?

HE HAS TOO MUCH LONGER LEG !!!!

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Why'd the chicken cross The Road?

Because he wasn't paid the money he deserved.

What's the best way to cross the border?

In the trunk of a car.

Million Jokes More Million Jokes

How do you walk out of a Casino with $1 Million?

Walk in with $2 Million.

What did the American Army General say after the first opposing casualty in the Mexican-American War?

Juan down, a million more to go.

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Who sang at the funeral of those who died in a railroads arson?

Adele. Some one set fire to the train

Why did Adele cross the street?

To say hello.... From the other side.