Why did Adele cross the road?

To say Hello from the other side. I called you a million times.

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Why did Eeyore cross the road?

To get to the other... *sigh*

How'd you leave her?

Dead by the side of the road..."

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Why did the snail cross the road ?

It is not clear yet , let it cross the road first. Update : It has been confirmed that it was to meet the Chicken who crossed the road earlier.

What do you get when you cross a bunny with a spider?

A harenet.

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What will you do with a million watermelons?

I don't want the watermelons, I just want the money."

What has a million legs but can't walk?

Jerry's Kids.

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Who sang at the funeral of those who died in a railroads arson?

Adele. Some one set fire to the train

Why did Adele cross the road??

To say hello from the other side.