Why couldn't the BMW fit into a narrow parking stall at Target?

because it was being driven by a woman

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Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What do you call a trucker that doesn't drive anymore?

Semi-retired.

What car did the Apostles drive?

Hint:Acts 2:1 KJV)

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you call a Russian sovereign with dwarfism and a taste for both men and women?

A little bizar

What runs forever and never dies?

An argument with a woman! And I'm in one right now.

Target Jokes More Target Jokes

Why wont ISIS bomb my local Walmart?

because its not a Target.

Why isn't there a Wal-Mart in Iraq?

because there is a target in every corner.

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

How do you fit an elephant in a teacup?

You take the f out of way. say it out loud if you don't get it

Why did Avogadro have trouble picking up chicks?

Because his number couldn't fit in their phones

Bmw Jokes More Bmw Jokes

What did the Black owner of the BMW do to deserve jail?

You mean, black people have to DO something to deserve jail p.s I know I am going dowwwnn for this

Whats a dentists favorite time of day?

The time of day he get into his BMW to go home from the dentists office after touching mouths all day