How many non-humorous people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One

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How many Bill Clintons does it take to change a lightbulb?

None--He'll only promise "change."

How many morons does it take to change a lightbulb?

14,000. 1 to hold the lightbulb, 4 to hold the chair, and 13,995 to spin the house.

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How many tropical Birds Does it take to Screw in a Lightbulb?

Well, turns out one is not enough, but if you pair it, two can.

How many South Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A Brazilian.