What did the match box say to the match?

You're fired!

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What joke is the darkest?

Fire away please! I want to hear it all!

Why was the CEO of Pepsi fired?

They caught him with an ounce of coke in his system.

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What's the difference between woman's breasts and a box of matches?

The matches are made for adults, but kids constantly grab'em and play with them. The situation is quite opposite with breasts.

What do you call a group of 5 guys named Curtis that are all wearing matching suits?

A Curtis-y flush