What did the match box say to the match?

You're fired!

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What do you call a 2x4 that lost its family to a fire?

mourning wood

Why don't astronauts keep their jobs very long?

Because as soon as they start they get fired.

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What do you get when you cross 2 ducks and a match?

Fire Quackers

What do you get if you cross a radio music presenter with Match of the Day ?

DDDDDDDDDDDDDJ !