What joke is the darkest?

Fire away please! I want to hear it all!

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What does a code-switching trilingual Russian say when he wants to increase his bovine supply?

Mas cow.

What did the baby owl's parents say when he wanted to go to a party?

You're not owld enough.

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What do you call it when a car full of Mexicans catches fire?

Baked beans

What do you call an alpacca that screams when it sees fire?

A smoke aLaama.

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How many Germans does it take screw in a lightbulb?

He said Nein My dads jokes are the wurst I tell you.

What do you call a dark skinned surfer?

A RADICAL muslim. Sorry if I offended anyone but just thought I would share a funny thought I had that I turned into a joke.

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What's a moo hoo for the sound you hear when a cow spits?

A cud thud!

Why did the chicken cross the road ?

Her: Because she had heard that the mayor was going to lay a cornerstone and she wanted to see if he could really do it.