Fire away please! I want to hear it all!
None. They just shoot the room for being black. Credit: donator on some stream said the joke and just wanted to share it.
Grrraaaaiiinnns...
The phone we gave you is frightful, But the fire is so delightful ; And since we have no replace to go, Let it blow! Let it blow! Let it blow!
Because she was drinking on the job.
You get a tardy grade. ( that explains the joke if you don't get it.)
Same as why they don't drive. They never see it comming.
Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away
Because some people appear bright until you hear them speak.