What did C.S. Lewis say about The Lord of the Rings books?

I don't know what you're Tolkien about!" Yeah, sorry.. I know it's dumb.

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With Frodough.

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What are you Tolkien about...

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What did C.S. Lewis say about The Lord of the Rings books?

I don't know what you're Tolkien about!" Yeah, sorry.. I know it's dumb.

Why did Frodo set his cell phone to vibrate?

He was afraid the ring would give him away.

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The coming of the Lord.

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He was afraid they wouldn't be taken on their merits, that they'd just be seen as Tolkien blacks.

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What did C.S. Lewis say about The Lord of the Rings books?

I don't know what you're Tolkien about!" Yeah, sorry.. I know it's dumb.

What does C.S. Lewis keep at the back of his wardrobe?

Narnia business!