What do you call an Irish snake in Lord of the Rings?

Legolas

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What do you call an Irish snake in Lord of the Rings?

Legolas

Why was the baby elf sad?

Because he was Legolas

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What did the author of The Lord Of The Rings say after he completed his books?

If you like dialogue, theres a whole lot of Tolkein.

What do you say to a molecular biologist who's about to step foot into the ring?

Show him what you're made of!

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What's white and sticky?

What's white and sticky and hangs from the clouds . The second coming of the Lord

How many quarters does it take to play the Lord of the rings pinball game?

None, it only takes Tolkiens

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What's the difference between an Irish wake and an Irish wedding?

One less drunk.

What's Irish and stays out all year?

Patty O'furniture.