Why was the baby elf sad?

Because he was Legolas

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What's the difference between a baby and baby Alien?

One bursts into tears. The other bursts out of tears

What about the other baby?

Obi-wan:*shrugs* Dump him in a desert somewhere

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What do you call an Irish snake in Lord of the Rings?

Legolas

What do you call a woodland elf without any connecting plastic bricks to play with?

Legolas