What's Irish and stays out all year?

Patty O'furniture.

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How many seconds are in a year?

Only 12. One for every month.

How many dead-heads does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They just let it burn out and follow it around for twenty years.

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What do you call a girl on the grill?

Patty

What's Irish and stays out all year?

Patty O'furniture.

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Why did the policeman stay in bed today?

he was undercover *!*

Why do spies never use capitalization?

They like to stay low-key.

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Why do the Irish wear kilts?

Because sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.

What do the Irish hate more than potatoes?

No potatoes.

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What's Irish and lies around in the sun all day?

Patty O'Furniture.

What do you call an Irish woman who stays out all night?

Patty O'Furniture