What's Irish and stays out all year?

Patty O'furniture.

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Why are cigarette taxes such a safe bet right now?

One way or the other, there's going to be a lot of smoking over the next four years.

Which year is the most popular?

1969

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How does a butcher introduce his wife to his friends?

Meet Patty"

What did one beef patty say to the other beef patty?

Will you be my grill friend

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What did the hippie say when his girlfriend told him to move out?

Nah, I'm a stay. (namaste)

What do little green men do to stay in shape?

They do Yoda.

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How many Irish guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

30 - One to hold the light bulb and 29 to drink until the room spins.

How many Irish does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold it in the socket and the other to drink until the room starts spinning!

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What do you call an Irishman sitting on his veranda?

Patty O'Furniture.

What's Irish and stays on your back porch all year?

Patty O'Furniture