How many seconds are in a year?

Only 12. One for every month.

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What do you call a skeleton with blonde hair in a closet?

Last year's winner of the blonde "hide and go seek" contest

How do you react to the fragrance of a bottle of wine from the year 2000?

Smells like teen spirit.

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Why do procrastinators live the longest?

Because they die at the last second.

What is a Catholic priest's dream second job?

Warden at juvenile detention center.

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How can this cop expect me to show him my license when he took it away last month?

What an Idiot.

Why do blacks make good athletes?

They spent the first nine months of their lives dodging hangers.

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How many seconds are in a year?

Only 12. One for every month.

Why is 12 the highest number rednecks can count to?

How else would they know how many cans are in a 12 pack.