For me, a year's supply.
Me: Like 4 maybe. 5 tops. Wife: I counted 19. Me: Well I rounded down.
Because when he asked his wife how many eggs to buy, she said 4!
After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
Me:"I've had these for years. Is that a new grill I saw " H:"Nope just cleaned the old one" *Marriage lies
