What's a mixed feeling?

When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.

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What do you call a cat sitting on the edge of a cliff?

A precipuss.

What do you call a woman who fell off a cliff?

Eileen Dover...

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What's a mixed feeling?

When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.

What's the penalty for bigamy?

Two mothers-in-law.

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How do women defy the laws of physics?

The heavier they are, the easier to pick up!

Which purse runs from the law?

Disburse!

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Why do americans get manuals when buying a new car?

I thought they only drive automatic

How does a white lady fix a flat tire?

She buys a new car.

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What are mixed feelings?

Watching your mother-in-law backing up towards the edge of a cliff in your new BMW.

What's a mixed feeling?

When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.