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Why do americans get manuals when buying a new car?

I thought they only drive automatic

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What's a mixed feeling?

When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your car?

Time to get a new car.

How does a white lady fix a flat tire?

She buys a new car.

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What do you call the action where a dead guy falls out of a car and you have to put him back in?

A rehearsal

What's the difference between driving a car on an empty tank of gas and having diarrhea?

One you're running on fumes, the other you're fuming with the runs.

Vw Jokes More Vw Jokes

What's more difficult than getting a pregnant elephant in a VW bug?

A: Getting an elephant pregnant in a VW bug.

Why do some people love their VW diesel cars?

Well, it's the official car of the New England Patriots after all.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a cow with two legs?

Your mother!

How much did the cannibal pay for his new sports car?

I don't know but I heard it cost him an arm and a leg.

Elon Musk Jokes More Elon Musk Jokes

What is the difference between Elon musk and Tony Stark?

Stark industries has actually turned a profit

What does a new Tesla car smells like?

Elon Musk

Fix Jokes More Fix Jokes

Why can't horses fix merry go rounds?

They'd be terrified

Why did the welder put on a scuba tank?

Someone's got to fix this sub.

Law Jokes More Law Jokes

What's the penalty for bigamy?

Two mothers-in-law.

What do you get when you cross the Cosby Show with Law & Order: SVU?

Women Say the Darndest Things

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

What happened to the Christian family when they didn't pay their exorcist?

THEIR HOUSE GOT REPOSSESSED!

How are women and computers the same?

Neither take your 3.5 inch floppy anymore.. unless you pay extra.

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What do you call a man who can smell the future?

Nostrildamus

What do old people smell like?

Depends