I thought they only drive automatic
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When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.
Time to get a new car.
She buys a new car.
A son of a hitch!
Pigs don't have red noses.
A: A peeping tome.
Well, it's the official car of the New England Patriots after all.
A: Getting an elephant pregnant in a VW bug.
He was looking for a porpoise. (thought this one up but I doubt I was the first one that did.)
cop: one me: What do you think is more likely a lawyer delivering pizza or a dominos providing legal counsel
'Where is the bar tended?'
Chickpea
They are both post apocalyptic but only one produces brand new cars.
When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your brand new car.
When your wife says that you have the largest in your street.
Watching your mother-in-law backing up towards the edge of a cliff in your new BMW.
Dago wop wop wop
Diego wop wop wop .
