What do you call a man who can smell the future?

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What do you call a man of high authority, stoned out of his mind strolling along in the forest?

Hiking

How can you tell that Caitlyn Jenner was once a man?

Because she's better at being a woman than most women are.

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When do you kick a dwarf in the balls?

When he is standing next to your lady saying her hair smells nice.

What is the one smell you can never get out of the house, no matter what you spray or what incense you burn?

Your grandparents.

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Why doesn't ISIS appear in any Sci-Fi shows or movies?

because they are set in the future.

How does a man show he's planning for the future?

He buys two cases of beer instead of one.

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What do you call a man who can smell the future?

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