What do you call a man who can smell the future?

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Why couldn't the man open a fish and herb shop?

Because he didn't have the thyme or the plaice.

Where do men have the most curly hair?

In Africa

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Why does r/jokes smell like rotten eggs?

Because it's full of bad yolks.

What's Slimy, cold, green, and smells like pork?

A: Kermit the Frog's Finger

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What do you call a black rapper with no future?

Future

What was the humor like back then?

I was just wondering about how many jokes today maybe irrelevant 100 years into the future. To test this theory, what are the oldest recorded jokes?

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Who was the nose's favorite Christian mystic?

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What do you call a nose that can see into the future?

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