What do you call a man who can smell the future?

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What does a man often wake with, but can never go to sleep with?

An alarm, you pervert!

How did the Greek army separate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar

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What does Bo Jackson smell with?

Bo nose

What's colorless and smells sweet?

Chloroform SHHHH..

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Why do people say children are the future?

They are clearly the present. Old people are the future.

What was the humor like back then?

I was just wondering about how many jokes today maybe irrelevant 100 years into the future. To test this theory, what are the oldest recorded jokes?

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What do you call a man who can smell the future?

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Who was the nose's favorite Christian mystic?

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