What do you call a nose that can see into the future?

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What's the difference between a rabbit on a treadmill and a rabbit with a carrot stuck up its nose?

One is a fit bunny and the other is a bit funny

What do you call a nose that can see into the future?

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Why do Asians have squinty eyes?

because their future is so bright

How many Biology undergrads does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but doing it will make them think they're going to be an electrician in the future.

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What do you call a man who can smell the future?

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What would you name someone who can predict when people sneeze?

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