What do you call a nose that can see into the future?

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Who won the animal race?

The giraffe and the aardvark were running neck and neck but the aardvark won by a nose!

Why aren't dwarves allowed at nudist camps?

They allways stick their nose in other people's business.

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What is the Fonz looking forward to the most in the future?

The iPhone Ayyyye-t

Why doesn't ISIS appear in any Sci-Fi shows or movies?

because they are set in the future.

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What would you name someone who can predict when people sneeze?

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What do you call a man who can smell the future?

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