What are mixed feelings?

Watching your mother-in-law backing up towards the edge of a cliff in your new BMW.

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What do you call milk at the edge of a cliff?

Legendary

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?

Cliff.

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What time of day are you not able to find your watch?

4:04

What do you do to relax?

I enjoy people watching. - The most relaxing thing for me is singing in the shower. - I know.

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Whatever's the matter ?

asked her mother. 'I don't know' replied Mary 'but the teacher thinks I may have caught decimals.'

How did OJ respond when his son asked to borrow the car?

gtOnly if you go aks your mother.

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What do you call a midget psychic on the run from the law?

A small medium at large.

What does a musician train do when running from the law?

Covers tracks

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What's the Difference between a cactus, and a BMW?

A cactus has the prick on the outside.

Why do men like BMWs?

Because they can spell it. LOL LOL

Mix Feeling Jokes More Mix Feeling Jokes

What are mixed feelings?

Watching your mother-in-law backing up towards the edge of a cliff in your new BMW.

What's a mixed feeling?

When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.

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Why did Bono fall off the stage?

Because he was too close to The Edge.

What is it called when you are on the edge of WiFi signal range?

Router Limits!

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What's the difference between a sliced up body and a new BMW?

I don't have a new BMW in my garage.

What are mixed feelings?

Watching your mother-in-law backing up towards the edge of a cliff in your new BMW.