New Bmw Jokes

What are mixed feelings?

Watching your mother-in-law backing up towards the edge of a cliff in your new BMW.

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What's the difference between a sliced up body and a new BMW?

I don't have a new BMW in my garage.

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Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

What are you watching tonight?

The game where players make enough money to risk getting brain damage, or the debate where the players already have brain damage?

What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time...

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between me and a pile of bricks?

The bricks will get laid.

What is the difference between the abominable snowman and the abominable snowwoman ?

Two abominable snowballs

Garage Jokes More Garage Jokes

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What's the difference between a chickpea and a garabonzo bean?

I don't have a garabonzo bean in my garage because that's where I get pee'd on so there is tarps everywhere.

Edge Jokes More Edge Jokes

Why is that Bono still hasn't found what he's looking for?

Because he's always standing by The Edge.

Why does Bono sing acapella when he's feeling down?

It takes the edge off it

Cliff Jokes More Cliff Jokes

What's the difference between a pun and a copy of Cliff's Notes?

A pun is a play on words, while Cliff's notes are a word on plays

What do you call a woman who fell off a cliff?

Eileen Dover...

Law Jokes More Law Jokes

Whats the difference between an in-law and an outlaw?

One of them is actually wanted!

Who's there ! Almond ! Almond who ?

Almond the side of the law ! Kn

Slice Jokes More Slice Jokes

What do you call a baby seal between two slices of bread?

A clubbed sandwich

What do you get when you slice ice cream?

Slice cream! ... I think I'll join the reposting group now...

Bmw Jokes More Bmw Jokes

What's the Difference between a cactus, and a BMW?

A cactus has the prick on the outside.

What are mixed feelings?

Watching your mother-in-law backing up towards the edge of a cliff in your new BMW.