What's the difference between me and a pile of bricks?

The bricks will get laid.

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Whats the difference between a sly pig and a yeast infection?

One's a cunning runt.....

What's the point?

You look ridiculous. What difference does 1 inch really make Don't answer that.

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What do a load of bricks and a 300 lb woman have in common?

At some point they'll both be laid by a Mexican.

When do chickens stop laying eggs?

Henopause

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Why did the man build his house out of a tree instead of bricks?

Because he thought it wood look better!

How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable?

A brick to the back of his head should do it.

Pile Jokes More Pile Jokes

What's the difference between a million dollar car and a pile of dead babies?

There's no million dollar car in my garage.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage I do realize this is a sick joke but it still makes me laugh when I hear it. I'm a horrible person