What's the difference between me and a pile of bricks?

The bricks will get laid.

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What's the difference between batman and a black person?

Batman can go to the store without robin'

What's the difference between bacteria and rednecks?

When looking at bacteria you can actually find some culture.

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How can you tell that the hippie kid got laid?

Two clean fingers.

What does an obese white woman have in common with a brick?

Eventually, they're both getting laid by a Mexican.

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Which is faster to unload, a truckload of bricks or a truckload of dead kittens?

Dead kittens. Can't get a pitchfork into the bricks.

What's the difference between me and a pile of bricks?

The bricks will get laid.

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What did the hiker say when he fell in a pile of moss?

I'm not lichen this!'

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari?

I dont have a ferrari in my garage.