What did the girlfriend say to her boyfriend that was bitten by a zombie?

You're dead to me"

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Whats red, 10 inches long, and makes your girlfriend cry when you put it in her mouth?

her miscarriage

How do you know when a mechanic has a girlfriend?

He has one clean finger.

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What did the girlfriend, say to her boyfriend, when he showed up for sushi?

Wha suh b?

What do you call a couch stuffed with chic peas?

a hummus-sectional ba dum tish! I know that was bad. Please blame my boyfriend, he thought of it.

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What kind of food do zombies hate?

Fast food

Why shouldn't you hang out with zombies?

They make rotten friends

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What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark ?

Frost bite !

Why hasn't any lawyer ever been bitten by a shark?

Professional courtesy.